Thursday, August 25, 2022

Why I married that fat princess another incarnation

And was when I was the prince that invented that dance, I think that people didn't call me dancer prince but magical prince. And I was a good swordsman, the time that a man was right to fight for a beautiful princess even that cost the life of the opponent, and I married a fat princess... my mother was a beautiful princess and my father kill 3 men of her country to marry her, why I didn't copy that noble example. My father was Arabian and 3 men try to kill him to he didn't marry a princess that lived in Germany, was the 3 men at the same time 3 also good swordsmen. So I learn with my father to fight. I also was good in corporal fight, and with 2 knives. One princess that lived in the country that I lived was kidnapped by a prince from India, the history was that he was ugly and she was European but fat and ugly, so he thought that a fat ugly princess would marry him. She didn't accept, and he kidnapped her with 20 criminals. I was a crazy prince that was wanting my heroic deed, I wasn't in love for the princess. I achieve find them in the woods and I passed the time wasn't too many days, around their camp listen they talk they talked loud. And I was thinking how I gonna save her? But one day almost night they disagree with the Indian prince and said that they would rape the princess, apparently wasn't his idea and he promised her that if she went alive he would marry her, so at that moment I haven't any more minute to imagine a plan, I have the advantage I was good with the sword, I was brave and they were only cowards men that make crimes for the money probably they were cowards, so have courage isn't a good advantage? So I climb the rock that I was stand of the other side and said that was my idea save the princess. So one got next to the rock and said that they would not let, I hit him with the wedge of the shoe have an iron because I like to tap the foot and make music, he shut down with an iron kick in the brain, at distance near the unfortunate couple had a hunchback man so deformed that the ass was near the floor, I thought I can jump two heads and get down by his hump, this way I did it worked. I tried give a spare sword for the Indian prince he let fall and she held it. Wasn't easy 3 got near was the most easy till that moment was comic, I pin the 3 very fast with the sword they got so shocked with a light stab in the belly that they run away. I almost forgot the hunchback said you got down by my forehead I replay what ugly forehead that finishes in the ass. In the moment that I lose the sword I had knives and like my father I use two hands to fight with knives wasn't common in Europe but in the lands of my father, I had special knives that are two knives, one side is more covered and we only show in the end, I used 3 layers of cloth, the knife of Arabia was much sharper, but that was dangerous, she was carried tied in a chair, I broke the chair to use to defend still with the two hands, one moment I was thin but I exercise very much I got one of the criminals and use it to hit his friends, was a little of luck but don't get exhausted was part of the success other could get slower and the rest of the criminals that were just waiting would kill him, I always said for me you can you are strong you have force, you can with that weight, you are the strongest, this is heavy but if someone can is you. So in the end, I won. I never said in Europe how sharp were my knives, I had even afraid that be a crime in Europe, we have to have our lucky charm. After days we all save in the city she forgave the Indian prince I was talking to the other princesses about how I was brilliant and how I fight bravely. She was possessed listen me being charming with the other princesses. After I got knew that she went talk with the princesses and said that I was a strong man, that they didn't want a so strong man in bed, let him for the fat princess here. That she was fat she can hold. So I married her, I forgive her, of course, I wasn't being charming with one princess, I was trying to be charming with at least 10 princesses, she doesn't put me away from the true love, I was trying all the princess that I knew. Rute Bezerra de Menezes Gondim

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